Don’t cry over spilled juice….just grab your drivers license and run a line.

ghostdogg79
by ghostdogg79
39 Comments
January 17, 2013
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Suck It Up!

I sat there and stared at it on the table in front of me. You have GOT to be kidding me, I said aloud. There before me on the table was at least 10mls of sweet sweet Zeus made by Poseidon Vaping. If you haven’t tried it, please do so. It is an excellent tobacco. To get caught up to the moment, I had just finished cleaning my AGA-T, made an awesome new wick, and wrapped an excellent coil. During the process I had decided I wanted to put some Zeus in it and vape on my VAMO. So I took the screw out, and then popped the nipple out of the bottle and filled my syringe. All was going fine as I filled my tank up. I then reached for my screwdriver and that is when god smited me. My pinky finger knocked that 28mls over, it knocked it over in slow motion as I heard music. Where it came from I am unsure. It was in Latin, kind of like the chanting Latin in The Omen…. Amidaus, Noctum Serum….. I almost cried. I stared at it for a moment thinking….wtf am I going to do besides soak it up?!? So I grabbed my needle and started sucking. I was managing to get a few 1/2 mls here and there. That’s when I had the amazing idea to try to use my drivers license or a credit card. So I grabbed my wallet and got my drivers license and ran a line of juice. A nice, big, thick, fat line….and I proceeded to suck up every last sweet baby Jesus drop of that Zeus, filling the bottle back up. It started at 30mls, went to like 17mls, and now is back up to 27mls. So kiddos….the moral of the story is this. When you spill juice, don’t stare at it or cry. Grab your drivers license, run you a fat line and suck!

Comments

39 Responses to “Don’t cry over spilled juice….just grab your drivers license and run a line.”

  1. mongrel on January 17th, 2013 8:58 pm

    Lol, good save ghost!

  2. Michael on January 17th, 2013 9:14 pm

    I’m glad you made it work. I couldn’t imagine ever doing it though. I have at least a couple thousand ml’s of juice lying around and one bottles poor fortune is another’s chance to shine. Lol. I think they wish it on each other.

  3. Michelle on January 18th, 2013 1:09 am

    Great save!! Very funny

  4. Johnathan Brown on January 18th, 2013 4:45 am

    LOL. i take it this was on hard floor and obviously not carpet. XD Otherwise, you’re just gonna have to suck it out and get some nic high goin on.

  5. slap_maxwell on January 18th, 2013 5:34 am

    Funny story and quick thinking!

  6. roni on January 18th, 2013 2:27 pm

    haha!!!

  7. TheCrookedOne on January 18th, 2013 4:37 pm

    NIce!!!! If you are gonna spill that Zeus , I have an empty bottle here, some of it will be safe in …..

  8. Chad on January 18th, 2013 7:13 pm

    Hilarious Dude!

  9. FrenLynn on January 18th, 2013 8:40 pm

    Necessity is the mother of invention! I generally spill juice on something porous, so no grabbing my driver’s license and sucking it up for me…but it does make wonder why I fill my clearos in bed! DOH!!

  10. d1gw33d on January 18th, 2013 10:21 pm

    Haha good looking out. I probably would’ve just wiped it up.

    However last night I was taking my vivi nova off my vamo and unscrewed the bottom cap instead and a freshly filled nova spilled on my sweatshirt. Let me know when you get a method to save that juice ;)

  11. GhOsT DoGg 79 on January 19th, 2013 1:10 pm

    lol glad you guys liked

  12. GhOsT DoGg 79 on January 19th, 2013 1:11 pm

    wow, a sweatshirt…im not sure

  13. Amanda on January 19th, 2013 1:20 pm

    wow…

  14. Amanda on January 19th, 2013 1:20 pm

    Thats intense!!!

  15. Amanda on January 19th, 2013 1:20 pm

    Awesome post tho

  16. TheCrookedOne on January 19th, 2013 1:49 pm

    Spill anything today ? :)

  17. muertala on January 19th, 2013 7:36 pm

    Awesome save

  18. slap_maxwell on January 20th, 2013 5:51 am

    I don’t think I’d *want* to vape anything I could manage to save outta any of my sweatshirts….

  19. GhOsT DoGg 79 on January 20th, 2013 1:15 pm

    lol glad you guys liked this

  20. GhOsT DoGg 79 on January 20th, 2013 1:15 pm

    hope i never have to suck it up again

  21. Amanda on January 20th, 2013 1:33 pm

    If I had walked in the house… just wow

  22. Amanda on January 20th, 2013 1:33 pm

    i am so glad I didnt see this

  23. Amanda on January 20th, 2013 1:34 pm

    nor do I ever want to

  24. Philippe on January 20th, 2013 5:15 pm

    Big LOL!

  25. GhOsT DoGg 79 on January 21st, 2013 12:59 pm

    It was on the kitchen table btw lol

  26. GhOsT DoGg 79 on January 21st, 2013 1:00 pm

    someone said carpet….suckin juice out of the carpet

  27. John "Shub" Fellhoelter on January 22nd, 2013 12:35 am

    Great idea to suck it up. You could also use the wick to dry up the remaining bits unsuckable.

  28. tiffjamesnjj on January 23rd, 2013 4:34 am

    sounds like a good idea, with the title i imagined you with a straw snorting juice… lol

  29. Amanda on January 23rd, 2013 12:14 pm

    lol

  30. Amanda on January 23rd, 2013 12:15 pm

    with a straw…lol….omg

  31. morrinb on January 24th, 2013 5:17 pm

    Hilarious! Good for you for saving the juice!

  32. Alex on January 26th, 2013 3:04 am

    Lol, cool

  33. Brock pollard on January 26th, 2013 3:53 am

    Just don’t do it

  34. brian on January 26th, 2013 8:30 pm

    Loll

  35. Aaron on January 27th, 2013 5:44 am

    Haha. Good stuff and great idea

  36. Brock pollard on January 27th, 2013 9:29 pm

    Don’t cry. Lol

  37. poprocksandcoke on January 28th, 2013 1:43 pm

    lol he was about too

  38. poprocksandcoke on January 28th, 2013 1:44 pm

    <3 u lol

  39. Chuck on February 4th, 2013 7:45 pm

    Good thinking man!

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