Don’t cry over spilled juice….just grab your drivers license and run a line.
I sat there and stared at it on the table in front of me. You have GOT to be kidding me, I said aloud. There before me on the table was at least 10mls of sweet sweet Zeus made by Poseidon Vaping. If you haven’t tried it, please do so. It is an excellent tobacco. To get caught up to the moment, I had just finished cleaning my AGA-T, made an awesome new wick, and wrapped an excellent coil. During the process I had decided I wanted to put some Zeus in it and vape on my VAMO. So I took the screw out, and then popped the nipple out of the bottle and filled my syringe. All was going fine as I filled my tank up. I then reached for my screwdriver and that is when god smited me. My pinky finger knocked that 28mls over, it knocked it over in slow motion as I heard music. Where it came from I am unsure. It was in Latin, kind of like the chanting Latin in The Omen…. Amidaus, Noctum Serum….. I almost cried. I stared at it for a moment thinking….wtf am I going to do besides soak it up?!? So I grabbed my needle and started sucking. I was managing to get a few 1/2 mls here and there. That’s when I had the amazing idea to try to use my drivers license or a credit card. So I grabbed my wallet and got my drivers license and ran a line of juice. A nice, big, thick, fat line….and I proceeded to suck up every last sweet baby Jesus drop of that Zeus, filling the bottle back up. It started at 30mls, went to like 17mls, and now is back up to 27mls. So kiddos….the moral of the story is this. When you spill juice, don’t stare at it or cry. Grab your drivers license, run you a fat line and suck!