5 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips For Vapers

Blake Brown
by Blake Brown
February 10, 2014


In honor of The Walking Dead’s mid-season return, we’ll list 5 survival tips for e-cigarette users in the case of a zombie apocalypse. If you ever find yourself in the same predicament, you’ll be glad to have these survival tips:

As a note, scavenging #pudding is a plus!


1. Backups For Your Backups

It’s always been known in the e-cigarette world that you need backups for your backups. In the case of a zombie apocalypse, you’ll need to continue that code. For those of you who haven’t heard of this code, let me explain.

It all started from back in the day, the times where disposable atomizers and disposable cartomizers were the hit item. Back then, these disposable items were very prone to failure. Because the industry was still so new, disposable atomizers and cartomizers were only made by a handful of manufacturers. And because quality was even more of an issue coming from China manufacturers, it seemed as if every cartomizer 5-pack, you were lucky if 2 of them functioned properly.

For this reason, it’s vital to stick to the code and have a backup for your clearomizer, and another backup for that clearomizer. It’s backups for your backups.

2. DIY E-Liquid

Even if you’re not big into making your own e-liquid, this might be a good time to stock up on all your DIY e-liquid ingredients. As many know, e-liquid manufacturers only pay pennies to make a 30ml bottle of e-liquid, while you’re paying $10 or more. With that said, it’ll be more affordable and will last you longer to stock the ingredients to make the e-liquid, than stocking already made e-liquid from a manufacturer.

It also wouldn’t hurt to go ahead and write down your mixing calculations to be on the safe side. I mean, it would suck to know you survived tobacco cigarettes, survived a herd of walkers, then to get taken out by an overdose on nicotine. Right?

3. Shake Light

Because vapers obviously have an inner Macgyver, a shake light wouldn’t be a bad item to include in an e-cigarette survival kit. Not only will the shake light be great for finding your mod that somehow always grows legs and walks off, but it could also be just what you need to let that inner Macgyver release. Using your ultimate modder skills, you could dissect the shake light and turn it into a shake mod. Each time you need another emergency puff, just shake it for about 30 seconds, catch your breathe and enjoy.

Continuing with your inner Macgyver skills, it might be a good idea to somehow attach a dagger to the end of your mod. It will then make multiple uses from one item… call it a Swiss army knife mod maybe?

4. Conserve

Like with any circumstance to survive, you must conserve everything to prolong your vaping supplies. Your vaping supplies, such as e-liquid or the ingredients to make it, isn’t as easily accessible as it once was before a zombie apocalypse, so this might be a great time to use the puff counter feature that came with your device.

Oh, that’s what that feature is for!

5. E-Cig Store List

E-Liquid, e-cigarettes, and clearomizers aren’t nearly as accessible as food, water, weaponry, and other items you would need to survive, so an e-cig store list would be a top priority for any e-cigarette user. Why? – If you have an e-cig store list, you’ll be able to navigate to each e-cig store in your surrounding area and scavenge the necessary items you’ll need to continue vaping. Since e-cig stores are steadily climbing even in the most remote areas, finding what you need may not be that daunting of a task. However, with the rapid rate of smokers switching to e-cigarettes, you’ll probably need to come prepared to fight for that last delicious fruit flavor.


Shout out to all of you TWD fans!


11 Responses to “5 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips For Vapers”

      Zombievapes on February 11th, 2014 5:40 pm

      I shall laugh at all vapers who follow these tips. Clearo’s really? Do you plan on carrying around a frackin dufflebag full of clearos to last you for the rest of the apocalypse???

      Try a vapin donut!!!

        kelli perkins on February 15th, 2014 3:31 pm

        how are you going to c harge batteries lol two year supply from vape store…so many questions but very humorous and makes one think. found it a fun read lol

          Blake Brown on February 24th, 2014 12:15 am

          Kelli, you’ll mod the shake light of course! Sorry peeps, I had to write something with some type of humor. haha

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